Jokes

1. Teacher:Convert this to future tense "I KILLED A PERSON" Student: "YOU WILL BE JAILED"
2. Judge to a criminal:Dont u feel shame coming to the court once in three months Criminal:I come here once in three months,You come here everyday.So,who should feel shame,you or me.
3. Boy to god: Oh god!please give me bag full of money,a big vehicle,and lots of girls God:Thadastu your wish is fullfilled and he became a ....................BUS CONDUCTOR!!!!!!
4. Interview: Whats your quallification? Sardar: PH.D Interview: Can u tell me the meaning of PH.D Sardar: Passed high school with difficulty Interview: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Teacher:What happens if third world war occurs.Sudent: There will be another lesson in history.
6. Ritu: Gita y do u keep sugar under your pillow.Gita: So i will have sweet dreames.