Miniature Books as a Hobby

Jozsef Tari from Hungary collects micro books.Let's see his amazing collection.He download books from Internet then he prints them out and makes miniature copies of them.These are terrific looking miniature books.

Jokes

1. Once a chicken married a mosquito guess what happened?The next day the chicken died due to malaria and the mosquito died due to bird flue
2. Teacher:-Ritu,how bones do you have in your body? Ritu:- 207 Teacher:-Wrong ,you have only 206. Ritu:-Yes,but I swallowed a chicken bone at lunch.
3. Why do fish swim only in salt water.........A)because pepper makes them sneeze
4. Teacher:-Raju how long did emperor Akbar rule?Raju:-Sir frm page no 14 to 25
5. How does a potato answer a phone???? Ans)Alooo
6. How do you make a goldfish old?....Ans)Remove g and it because oldfish.
7. Teacher:-Convert this to future tense "I killed a person"........Student:-You'll be jailed.
8. Judge to criminal:-Don't you feel sham coming to the court once in three months......Criminal:-I come here once in three months,you come here everyday.so,who should feel shame,you or me.
9. One boy give a lotus to a girl then the girl slap him then the boy asked why did you slap me so the girl told,you gave me BJP symbol so i gave u congress symbol.
10. Why do farmers bury his money? because he want rich soil.